excuse me..can you speak english?

I don't know how many times I've come across non-asians who like to order in vietnamese. They just automatically assume I'm vietnamese and want to impress their date. Most of the time they are with someone asian who of course always orders in english. I'm like "I'm sorry, what would you like?" The fracking menu is in english, please order in english!

something in the food...?

So I've seen many couples who come to eat at my restaurant and just start making out right at the table - and I mean many! Must be the pork belly.

But then I also see many couples break up too. I don't get it. I was discussing this with my fellow waitstaff and I'm like "why would you pick a restaurant to do this?" It is the most awkward place to do this! The entire staff is watching and afraid to walk up to the table. A few times I walked up to the table, drop off the check, and mumble something about thanking them and quickly walk away...lol. So I'm going on and on about how it's just wrong to do this at a restaurant - and then I realize that I just went through the same situation myself - at a restuarant - and I quickly shut my mouth.... hahahaha

Really?

So the other day I was in the bathroom of the restaurant I work at and I noticed that our automatic air freshener was missing. I asked around and no one took it down - someone STOLE it!!! Really? Who steals air freshener? That thing was attached to the wall above the door... someone climbed up and stole it?! The base and all! And it was a girl too! The men's bathroom one was still there... My boss just shook his head and said "women".. hahhahaah